kitten-cab00dle:
“catsoverloaded:
“Poor girl broke her favorite sitting basket.
”
I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT
”

Poor girl broke her favorite sitting basket.

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT


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venture asked:

Did you know that if you turn a carpenter ant inside out it will probably die

yeah-a-gonger:

did you know if you love and cherish a carpenter ant with every inch of yourself it will still cheat on you. tear that bitch asunder for all i care

if you ever feel bad about your flirting abilities just remember that yang told blake she has a really good brain and blake had her tongue down yang’s throat not even 15 minutes after that

Heartbreaking news. The church near my house got rid of their Blowjobs for Jesus sign.

It didn't actually say that, it said like "How to win on your knees, find out Sunday" but everyone I know called it the Blowjobs for Jesus sign. My neighbor informed me of this then just said "guess I'll have to go back to sucking the devils dick :("


Tumblr has crashed and tried to stop me from making this post 3 times but I won't be silenced!

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Madomagi rkgk

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The thing that really gets to me about the bees being planned from the beginning isn't even that we were right in spite of the haters.

It's the fact that all the little things we noticed in the years have always been legit.

The concept arts with the colors in common (you know the ones)

Yang and Adam's semblances being the same yet drastically different, and them in general made to be foils.

All the Beauty and the Beast references.

"Black the Beast descends from shadows, yellow Beauty burns gold"

"I'll destroy everything you love... Starting with her" being actually about romantic love.

The whole jealous ex trope.

"WHAT DOES SHE EVEN SEE IN YOU"

All the times Blake talked about her team during volume's 4-5 and her tone always being different when it was Yang.

All the pining of those volume and Yang's heartbreak.

Their eyes being the colors of each other's souls.

The comics actually meaning the implication that they're the reincarnation of the Faunus Princess and her Human Lover.

All the comics in general showing so many interactions and how close they were since Beacon!

We weren't reading too much into it, it wasn't wishful thinking; it has always been real.

wheein ♬ good luck cover +

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i love the new tumblr icon i really do but um. my brother saw tumblr notifs on my phone from a distance and thought they were grinder notifs

gays trying to figure out which gay sex website to open

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Originally posted by plasticstrawsmuggler

let's face it, no one on here is having gay sex

speak completely for yourself my mutuals fuck to survive quite frankly

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Itβ€˜s been a long time coming. πŸ’œπŸ’›

god forbid a girl is bisexual and fucking insane

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That special kind of ADHD fucking up where you talk before you can think about what you say

aromantichannibal:
“ cenchria:
“ some people say there’s a red string that connects fated lovers
”
psa don’t look at the notes bc there are so many people completely missing the point that these are non-romantic strings of fate and making dumb jokes...

some people say there’s a red string that connects fated lovers

psa don’t look at the notes bc there are so many people completely missing the point that these are non-romantic strings of fate and making dumb jokes about where the red string “must be” and it’s making me really angry bc we can’t even have a good artistic representation of aromanticism without people desperately grasping for a romantic interpretation somehow

thank you for enjoying my bears. I have some more i never crossposted from twitter

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